Cyrus

A known synonym for not having a brain.

e.g.

A) yo whats 1+1

B) 2634
A) damn you a cyrus

by daddywankeechoke March 29, 2021

Cyrus

Digester of oranges, destroyer of Sam’s, conquerer of worlds

Oh my Cyrus really is 240 pounds of pure muscle

by Cy_21 August 8, 2022

Cyrus Jolly

A fat retard who dates zoo baboons and fucks 80 year olds. Do bully this person because his dad left for the milk and like little kids at the age of 2. This means that this guy is a zoo baboon rapist. Be warned you may be next!

Man likes zoo baboons under the age of 10.

Random kid: Bro that cyrus Jolly kid fucks zoo baboons.
Other Random Kid: The fuck

by DeezNutz00 August 14, 2022

Cyrus

One whose sole purpose in life is to munch. Munch for breakfast, munch for lunch, munch for dinner.

“I wish my boyfriend was a Cyrus”

by Cyrus the munch October 26, 2022

Cyrus

Gay. Exclusively likes it up the bum. Probably Asian, definitely GAY

Cyrus got fucked so hard last night

by Zahriel November 5, 2022

Miley cyrus

The act of having anal sex while the recipient is constipated while wearing a lifted tanktop in an attempt to clear the blockage

God I feel so much better I'm glad I had tim Miley cyrus me he came in like a reckingball

by Dysfunctional coffee April 30, 2022

Cyrus

Cyrus is literally the definition of GAY...

Me: Bro Cyrus is so damn gay
My friend: i know right Cyrus is also so fucking retarded

by Cyrus Cain September 24, 2022