Curse Couture

Term coined after the materialBITCH.com clothing line. Refers to fashion adorned with curse words. The head designer "MB" is known as the "Creator of Curse Couture".

That "fucking fabulous" shirt is amazing. Curse Couture doesn't get any better than that!

by TotalBitchGirl February 7, 2008

Irish Curse

it is the curse in which some irish men often suffer after a night of good drinking, their inability to get an erection due to them being very intoxicated

in early howard stern days, he said he suffers from the irish curse, and he was referring to his penis looking small after nights of drinking because he was unable to get an erection, pay attention to what he actually is refering to.

also, colin farrel explains in a tv interview that after a night of excessive drinking he suffered from the irish curse when he took a girl home, he obviously didnt mean that he has a small penis. also, he was born and raised in ireland, so i think he would know about the history of this kind of things.

by loud,drunk,&proud to be irish July 11, 2006

cursed worst

When you finish in last, or essentially in last, in a string of like competitions.

I'm not just the worst. I'm cursed worst with this stuff.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.

Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...

by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018

The Bellavia curse

An old Italian curse that causes everyone in the vicinity of a cursed person to have terrible luck such as accidents with vehicles, bodily harm and money problems.

I saw Cindy today, she lost her check book in the store then got in a car accident. She must have the bellavia curse.

by damfarmer October 3, 2011

Evren's Curse

This has typically occurred once your parakeet beings to make a grinding noise with it's beak and gives long monologs about how it knows that it's actually a small Hispanic child named Mike.

"*grinding noise* SQUAWK Help me! I'm suffering from Evren's curse! I'm a small Hispanic child named Mike! SQUAWK!"

by BarthVader7 March 18, 2022

Kuso curse

A gaming curse where it is seemingly impossible to win while playing with one specific person. No matter how good they are you still lose every time you play with them.

This curse started in Valorant when the player “Abotics” could not win a game with his friend “Kuso”

The curse would also consist of these degrading assets to your Valorant matches:

- Bad teamates
- VCT Iceland champions as the other team
- Ares spammers
- Viper, Sova, Killjoy, brimstone, etc lineups for the other team
- No healers on your team
- you not being able to hit a shot

Study shows the only way to cancel the Kuso curse is the "Egirl buff"
you CAN stack the egirl buff, BUT this does face lots of consequences like:

- Being called a simp, discord mod, lonely, fat
- Jealous girlfriend or boyfriend
- The egirls being bad

Random Player: "Guy's my teammate has the Kuso curse, are there any egirls in this lobby?"
Random Egirl: "Don't worry he's fine with me."

by Kusof’dyourmom February 12, 2022