The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer
(Whilst at a therapy support group)
Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act
Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act
by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021
Get the Committing a sir Mitchell mug.The next level of netflix and chill. One who makes a life time "commitment" with partner and subscription to amazon prime. Committed sexual intercourse with that same partner over a long period of time.
Darryl is taking this relationship to a whole other level man... He is going from netflix and chill to amazon prime and commitment
by EducatedTeacher September 3, 2016
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Slang word used to describe open source or free web and graphics software. Developed by the people for the people.
Let's download some commie-ware for our new business and not pay Microsoft or Adobe for having too many shareholders.
by Tim Sharville March 14, 2008
Get the Commie-ware mug.This person can range from your dearest family member or most random friend who calls from their mobile during their commute to share the events of their day, hoping that you will validate their existence until they pull up into their driveway. Then click. You either are one, or have been subjected to one. abbrev version: Com Ho
(mobile rings). It's 5:15, I'm at my most busiest point in the day...it has to be Commuter Whore stuck on I-whatever-5 again. so not picking up.
by JGifromtheblock March 12, 2010
Get the Commuter Whore mug.Also called Commiaboo or Commeeaboo. This is a person who is very arragant and wants to install the authoritarian government of communism, these people however, say that this is a free item in a store, this is not how communism works and I will fucking bash whoever's fucking head with a hammer and slice the person's head open with a sickle
This commiyaboo is a fucking jackass
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A commission is a service charge assessed by a broker or investment advisor for providing investment advice or handling purchases and sales of securities for a client. There are important differences between commissions and fees, at least in the way these words are used to describe professional advisors in the financial services industry.
www.investopedia.com/terms/c/commission.asp
Now read the meanings of Commish:
100% dependent on the work force performance without any arguments if there is they will have to go back on regular commissions no basic if the work force tries to take over the building the job becasue the manager is completely dependent on the earnings becasue he/she needs to pay the if there is the mortgage for the building and the work force 50% earnings from the work force from each individuals that's what they will all earn from there jobs for each days or weeks or months and years, from the 100% of what the work forces earning %50 of that is earned and goes towards %50 of the mortgage unless the manager sees that there are more pressing matters to pay for!?
A commission is a service charge assessed by a broker or investment advisor for providing investment advice or handling purchases and sales of securities for a client. There are important differences between commissions and fees, at least in the way these words are used to describe professional advisors in the financial services industry.
www.investopedia.com/terms/c/commission.asp
Now read the meanings of Commish:
100% dependent on the work force performance without any arguments if there is they will have to go back on regular commissions no basic if the work force tries to take over the building the job becasue the manager is completely dependent on the earnings becasue he/she needs to pay the if there is the mortgage for the building and the work force 50% earnings from the work force from each individuals that's what they will all earn from there jobs for each days or weeks or months and years, from the 100% of what the work forces earning %50 of that is earned and goes towards %50 of the mortgage unless the manager sees that there are more pressing matters to pay for!?
"How much Commish do you earn then!?" "Same as you" "You know, the beautiful thing about all this Commish the world is earning, well some parts of the world it don't matter if your a man or woman its all the same earning's equal pay a!?"
by Goodie Tabliser June 30, 2022
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Reilly: Oh it was alright, i was lucky no one was home i had to execute the poop commute.
Josh: I hate that.
Reilly: Oh it was alright, i was lucky no one was home i had to execute the poop commute.
Josh: I hate that.
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