comfort couple wednesday

either you comfort your relationship partner or you just look at art of your fictional couple (like mine's pico and bf) OR just ask the person you are intrested in they wanna date

"Hey man, it's comfort couple wednesday, you know what that means"
"Derek, I love you."
"uhhh, what?"

by Spurpy April 29, 2021

Comfort excuse

Largely used in romance, excuses people give rejecting someone by overcomplicating their baggage into something valid on a positive spin. This is usually overcompensating for their romantic insecurities

She gave him a comfort excuse turning him down by telling him she's older and divorced and that he's younger and has his life ahead of him because she fears that her baggage will get in the way of enjoying the romance.

Usually in this case mora than not, the person is really rejecting themselves before they get rejected in the long term

by Miktionary January 6, 2024

comfort prick

That one guy who's dick is just right to calm you down, that slow purposeful sex that clears your mind and sets you at ease.

Her: I'm feeling really high-strung rn
Him: Come over here & I'll give you that comfort prick

by OGSnoberry March 31, 2023

Comfort

a sense of physical or psychological ease, often characterised as a lack of hardship. Persons who are lacking in comfort are uncomfortable, or experiencing discomfort.

The use of Comfort as a verb generally implies that the subject is in a state of pain, suffering or affliction, and requires alleviation from that state

by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023

ryan comfort

Someone who likes to fiddle with predominantly children and run around with madeline mccan

is that Ryan Comfort with another child again?

by yes okay ykihcj June 12, 2020

Comfort Zoner Bimbo

Any man or woman living High & Fat in the Comfort Zone of any Country's 1% Totally and Conveniently Un-Aware how people outside the Moat.. Live, Survive or Simply Exist.

Don't waste your time explaining how things are Outside the Moat to a Comfort Zoner Bimbo. They have been Sheltered and Convinced that only their Wants and Needs matter.

by WRivers November 5, 2019

comfort flirting

when you flirt by comforting someone.

person a: * sad*
person b: its all gonna be ok
person a: what are you doing
person b: im comfort flirting

by Ardeat August 6, 2022