The devil’s pet. The most evil creature to walk this earth, sent as a punishment to Canadians for our insufficient NHL teams.
by Mozy November 17, 2022
Get the Cobra chickenmug. by Harolddddddddddddddddddddddddd July 7, 2011
Get the cobra gangmug. A vinegar and salt solution you dip your dick (cobra) in before soap and water to get it nice for your ol' lady.
Hey babe, make sure you use the cobra rinse this time. I couldn't handle that rotten cobra smell last time.
by Klendi October 17, 2020
Get the Cobra Rinsemug. A person that is very special. When he was younger, he didn't have friends. He got bullied a lot. Even from persons that he thought he was friend of his. But. After some years, marios changed everything. He became an extremely hot teenager, having an excellent physic and body. Specialist in Martial arts and a highly skilled bike rider. In his free time, he is playing bowling and he is a professional at it. Football....is something that he can express his thoughts and creativity. There is no one like him in football. And never will be. He is the best kid in the world. But, you need patience to know him perfect. But, whoever does. He has the one person everyone would want to have in their lifes
And he has a really hhhhuuuugggeee dick girls. So be careful
And he has a really hhhhuuuugggeee dick girls. So be careful
by Marios COBRA November 20, 2021
Get the Μάριος COBRAmug. A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.
Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?
by Klendi October 23, 2020
Get the Cobra Weavemug. by cobrak September 29, 2022
Get the COBRAmug. Clandestine name used for a weed pen when visiting Michigan when the consumption needs to stay top secret.
by Kutzo August 10, 2025
Get the Detroit Cobra Whistlemug.