COB

Cock on Balls; or COB to have completed a task in good time, or exceptionally well or built something to perfection. Derived from the male form, Cock being slang for penis and balls slang for testicals. there is no greater design or example of perfection then the male anatomy.

Ben: " hows that job commiing?"
Pete "cock on balls be done in a minute!"

"you've done another COB job johnson"

by modern_cowboy March 27, 2010

cob

a montreal's slang to say money

"yo avec cette job la je me suis fait un fou cob"

by edgaro July 24, 2024

Cob

Cunt out bitch

Yea leilana is a fucking cob

by December 22, 2021

cob

hairstyle: a cross between a crop and a bob. can also be called a crob.

"I've just had a cob."

"I've just been cobbed."

"Wow. I love your new cob. It really suits you."

by cobber May 14, 2013

COB

Male:crusty old bastard
Female:crusty old bitch

Hey look at that cob

by May 26, 2021

Cob

Short for the Australian term cobber, meaning friend or mate.

"G'day, Cob, how the kids?

by Australian Language Guide November 23, 2023

virgin corn on the cob

You take a hard cock and jam it into the core of corn so hard you pop the core out, if you do it fast enough the kernels don't have enough time to realize the core is gone and stick to your cock. Then have your girlfriend eat off the kernels.

"hey dude I tried that virgin corn on the cob with my gf last night, she got so excited she accidentally bit me."

by BlueGemini January 22, 2024