Classic Jack

Getting politely rejected by a woman

Jack - “Lisa because robin isn’t darbying you anymore can I? I also don’t piss the bed! Clean Sheet McGee they call me”

Lisa - “ohhh what 😂”

Peter & Nathan “that’s a classic Jack”

by Swizzels May 16, 2019

VanVleet Classic

When you ejaculate with no hands, or any other forms of stimulation while flacid. Inspired by the nut-worthy 3 pointer by VanVleet in game 3 Raptors vs Warriors.

"Look mommy I did a VanVleet Classic! No Hands!"

by VanVleet June 5, 2019

Classic Trevor

Literally the most classic kid around. Like he’s too classic. Wtf cmon man just look at him. Vintage dude right there.

“Oh shit Trevor just molested the third graders!”

“OMG again bro so classic!”
“Such a classic Trevor”

by Doctor Steve October 6, 2019

Modern Classical

A new genre of music that combines modern music (i.e. pop, hip hop) with classical instruments.

“Wow that artist Lindsay Stirling is totally Modern Classical”

“You know that guy who won Britain’s Got Talent? Tokio Myers? He’s so Modern Classical I love his work”

“I’m really getting into this Modern Classic genre honestly. It’s intellectual yet... hype.”

by Leeui_n October 10, 2017

Classic Carl

Referring to Carl, that one badass friend that everybody has.

Jerry: Carl, you okay bro? Carl?
Carl is dead, Jerry.
Jerry: Classic Carl.

by captaintwobeers March 16, 2018

ghetto classic

Some form of media (movie, tv show, music) that everyone in the hood can agree was awesome!

The 1995 Power Rangers Movie is a ghetto classic.

by CMD856 March 11, 2017

Classic St.Johns

When a school(usually underfunded, public school with bad teachers) does the complete, unrational and border-line unfair choice. Basically a school troll.

Matthias- Hey what did you get on your history quiz?
Brandon- Well, I got a 59.9%. When i asked if the teacher could round it, he said no.
M/B- Classic St.Johns!

by Antonio Coolio March 14, 2017