a child concieved through lust (usually a one night thing). The parents never marry and sometimes never see each other again.
by Houle Mckean August 5, 2006

a person who seems to never do anything wrong. always being a "nice" person, always helping out. publicly know for these qualities but quite usually a real asshole when not in the public eye. known to the world as the smartest person around, and makes their siblings look like shitheads
by MF.of.the.year February 14, 2009

A sadist or severe pedophile who acts on his/her urges and sexually abuses someone under the age of consent. Though abuse against young boys is often cited the typical case of child molestation occurs between a young girl and a male member of her family.
Still the molester can be familar or a stranger, male or female and the victim can be of either sex as well.
Lately "child molester" and "pedophile" have become the cheap insult dujour for flamers and other internet pests.
Still the molester can be familar or a stranger, male or female and the victim can be of either sex as well.
Lately "child molester" and "pedophile" have become the cheap insult dujour for flamers and other internet pests.
A lot of sexual practices are weird and gross, but child molesters are the only ones that are unforgivable.
by Isthmus Crypticus December 31, 2004

When a parent calls one of his/her children for help when assistance is needed with a computer, cell phone, DVR, etc.
by lurchman January 3, 2011

by That_just_happened February 20, 2007

What a catholic priest watches
by Yarlivaryt June 26, 2019

by what's crackalackin June 13, 2005
