Cranstoon

Cranstoon, also known as Edisson ( whatever the fuck his middle name is ) baghurst. he is a small yet entertaining twitch streamer! He makes jokes and does a lot of ‘ just chatting streams ‘. his jokes are most likely gay, sexual, or maybe something insulting himself or his viewers. He has a beautiful and kind partner named Matilda. Cranstoon is a british uni student, and really.really.REALLY…despises the french. Overall, he is really nice and funny and you can watch him over at
Twitch.tv/cranstoon !

“ i’d shag anyone. “

- a horny sexual man, cranstoon.

by StrangeOmni November 13, 2022

Chansplaining

It’s mansplaining but when Chan does it

Yes - I know how it works but he was chansplaining it to me anyway

by Hmlt March 8, 2023

Chansé

Chansé is the girl of every man's dream and his worst nightmare. Normally has flaming red hair and a fat ass. She can be seen climbing on elevated surfaces and is likely to be on reality TV. She is always down for a good time and will most likely be drunker than everyone else at the party. She is wild yet intelligent. Chansé is also the sussest woman in America. Whenever she tells you one thing, it is safe to assume the complete opposite. Her humor is unmatched and is also a very loyal friend to those she holds close. If you cross her though, run.

Jackson: Who is that girl with the fattest ass I've ever seen?
Carol: Oh that's a Chansé.

by Larry Diablo December 12, 2022

Cranstoon

A Woman.

"Cranstoon."

by s0me_W13rd0_N4m3d_Al1x December 20, 2022

cans are near me

Scared to enter meaningful conversations, afraid of games like telephone or germs in any given public setting, avoids crowds because “cans are near me !!!”

Perplexed, he often has meek outlook about degenerative cans disease being passed down through his Italian heritage.

Cans are near me!!!

by Canzz January 18, 2023

Clansley

Clansley has a tender heart and is a very loving person. They offer the best advise, but they may also be rather unpleasant. A Clansley is someone you'll meet at a certain point in your life who will support you through the ups and downs. Clansleys are very wise and work extremely hard, so if you see one, be sure to give them a warm welcome and a hug..

"Clansley is a really cool friend"

by mazikeen_lovemaze March 22, 2023

Chanson de l'oignon

J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
J'aime l'oignon quand il est bon,
J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
J'aime l'oignon, j'aime l'oignon.

Refrain:
Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
Au pas, au pas, au pas,
Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,
Au pas, au pas, au pas.

Un seul oignon frit à l'huile,
Un seul oignon nous change en Lion,
Un seul oignon frit à l'huile,
Un seul oignon, nous change en Lion.

Mais pas d'oignons aux Autrichiens,
Non pas d'oignons à tous ces chiens,
Mais pas d'oignons aux Autrichiens,
Non pas d'oignons, non pas d'oignons.

Aimons l'oignon frit à l'huile,
Aimons l'oignon car il est bon,
Aimons l'oignon frit à l'huile,
Aimons l'oignon, aimons l'oignon.

Ayo my nigga wanna listen to Chanson de l'oignon?

Hell yeah nigga!

by DrBrad August 29, 2023