by Citorealia July 5, 2018
Get the Car hellmug. Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with the doors open. Also, can have trunk, sunroof and hood open. Sometimes 1, but most of the time, 2 or 3 in a row, effectively blocking the street. Monkey Cars are then covered in local Jamokes and Brohemians climbing over them, in and out of them, on them or over them. Usually several dozen congregate in the pile. Usually in the group are a few break dancing hoodlums whirling to the deafening boom of an 808 kick drum.
Fuck, we can't get thru this street, there 3 Monkey Cars in the middle of the road, and they're having their own block party.
by ShiniGami666 June 9, 2008
Get the Monkey Carsmug. 
When you get fucked so good in the moment you feel no pain. But the next morning you feel so sore it's like you were in a car wreck.
" Yo, I car wrecked my girl last night so bad she gotta call out of work."
"Sally got car wrecked the other night so she couldn't sit properly when getting dinner with Jack."
"Sally got car wrecked the other night so she couldn't sit properly when getting dinner with Jack."
by Sampy&Stumpy June 16, 2017
Get the Car Wreckedmug. 
A desirable event that has taken place and afterwords feels ephemeral; A pleasant period of time that seems unreal; based off of a song by "The Cure"
"I worry that the week I spent with you was a total mint car and means nothing anymore" "Last night was fucking awesome! It feels like a total mint car"
by Nickman69 June 30, 2009
Get the Mint Carmug. Non car abuser: Hey, wanna come with us to the park?
Car abuser: yeah, I'll meet you there with my Toyota Corolla
Non car abuser: its a 3 min walk... don't be a *Car Abuser*
Car abuser: yeah, I'll meet you there with my Toyota Corolla
Non car abuser: its a 3 min walk... don't be a *Car Abuser*
by Car abuser February 14, 2022
Get the Car Abusermug.