Coochie butthole

A coochie butthole is when a girls asshole is tighter than her vagina.

Damn that bitch was so loose, she has a coochie butthole.

by Skittlesaregreat February 25, 2019

Tight Butthole

When you and your brofriend share a moment of pride, or Both accomplish something cool.

Joey: Damn bro! Totaly won that clan battle last night!
Austin: yeah man I was like "boom" and "bang" and they was dropping like flies!
Joey: Tight Butthole?
Austin: Tight Butthole...

by Josh aka Funky aka Tic-Tack January 21, 2014

burrito butthole

a gay mexican who loves a fat mexican dick

man lorenzo is such a burrito butthole

by bigd1023 November 06, 2007

blooming butthole

After receiving a double serving of man gravy in the corn hole, the recipient forcefully expells spooge causing the inner asshole to become the outer asshole. Related topic: pink sock

I wanna see Juanita's blooming butthole after I do her doggy-style all night.

by Moe Beer August 23, 2007

butthole cancer

A less serious name for anal and/or colon cancer

Dr. Gupta: You have butthole cancer.

Mr. Larrity: What are you talking about?

Dr. Gupta: It affects 99% of CEOs and 100% of politicians at some point in their lives. We will have to remove your butthole before it spreads.

by ThomasGRogan November 26, 2009

Butthole~Bulimic

The act of taking laxitives for weight loss; shitting (in liquid form) everything you eat.

"Dude, I'm worried about Robertson! I think he is butthole~bulimic"
"All he does is drink water and go to the shitter, and today I heard him crying in there!"
"seriously, making weight isn't that important"

by Clayton Coomer August 17, 2008

chinese butthole

The act of slipping a quarter into a partner's anus, making it look Chinese.

I gave her the old Chinese butthole!

by TerminatorARB March 16, 2018