Coochie butthole

A coochie butthole is when a girls asshole is tighter than her vagina.

Damn that bitch was so loose, she has a coochie butthole.

by Skittlesaregreat February 24, 2019

Tight Butthole

When you and your brofriend share a moment of pride, or Both accomplish something cool.

Joey: Damn bro! Totaly won that clan battle last night!
Austin: yeah man I was like "boom" and "bang" and they was dropping like flies!
Joey: Tight Butthole?
Austin: Tight Butthole...

by Josh aka Funky aka Tic-Tack January 23, 2014

burrito butthole

a gay mexican who loves a fat mexican dick

man lorenzo is such a burrito butthole

by bigd1023 November 28, 2007

blooming butthole

After receiving a double serving of man gravy in the corn hole, the recipient forcefully expells spooge causing the inner asshole to become the outer asshole. Related topic: pink sock

I wanna see Juanita's blooming butthole after I do her doggy-style all night.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

butthole cancer

A less serious name for anal and/or colon cancer

Dr. Gupta: You have butthole cancer.

Mr. Larrity: What are you talking about?

Dr. Gupta: It affects 99% of CEOs and 100% of politicians at some point in their lives. We will have to remove your butthole before it spreads.

by ThomasGRogan November 26, 2009

butthole whipped

"Pussy whipped" for the gay community. When one is a slave to their partner or former partner and will do anything they ask.

Clay: Where's Jared?
Jon: Helping his ex move.
Clay: Man, he is so butthole whipped.

by ClayUD May 26, 2010

chinese butthole

The act of slipping a quarter into a partner's anus, making it look Chinese.

I gave her the old Chinese butthole!

by TerminatorARB May 11, 2018