british torpedo

Its when the Spanish navy got anally penetrated by the British armada of dicks.
Do you remember the British torpedo, my grandma does she...she was dp'ed by the legendary dick duo the male version of Queen Elizabeth the 2nd and Horatio Nelson's friend Tyrone.
by Josef Von Himmler June 11, 2014
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British Alex

An absolutely gorgeous guy from England that comes to your country. His name is Alex. He has the most beautiful eyes you'll ever see and his accent is heart-stopping. Unfortunately, you only get to hang out with him for a night because he has to go back to England the next day.
Alex: Ello, I'm Alex.

Girl: OMG it's a British Alex!!! *fan girls*

Alex Gorgeous Perfection British Love
by Alisandra June 11, 2013
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British Turd

1. A person who lived in England for a short time but still uses a British accent.
2. A guy who thinks he knows everything about soccer just because he spent time in England or the U.K.
That guy is such a British Turd. He grew up in Buffalo, lived the the UK for three years, yet still pretends to have a British accent.

The British Turd says "it will be a lovely day on the pitch." He roots for ManU. He lived in England for a couple of years yet he thinks he knows everything about soccer.
by Swampydawg February 07, 2014
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british chris

by 789col765fgh January 22, 2016
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British Redneck

An Australian apparently. Australians are "British rednecks"; according to a quote by deceased American actor Robin Williams.
Read the article in the 2010 British newspapers: Comedian Robin Williams has provoked anger in Australia by declaring its people are "basically British rednecks".

Prime Minister Rudd of Australia fired back during a radio interview, hit back by recommending the comedian to "spend a bit of time in Alabama before he frames comments about anyone being particularly redneck". -- lol!
by Krazee Rob December 06, 2018
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british "people"

human beings who claim to be people, but are british so they aren't.
british "people" always tell me they deserve human rights.
by i-hate-britain May 08, 2023
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British Isles

The British Isles are an archipelago of islands off North-Western Europe. The two largest islands are Great Britain and Ireland. Great Britain consists of three countries: England, Wales and Scotland. Ireland consists of two countries: Northern ireland and the Republic of Ireland. Great Britain together with Northern Ireland make up the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (UK).
Many people mistake England for an island, which is because of the extensive use of English as a vernacular across the island of Great Britain (although Welsh and Gaelic are also used a lot). England is just one of the countries of Great Britain, if one is to call it a country, as it does not have its own government (unlike Scotland and Wales). Britain and England are not interchangeable, despite England having the UK capital.
The British Isles has five different countries.
England is not one of the islands of the British Isles!
by jthom9 January 22, 2009
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