Brett Kavanaugh Drunk

When a past black out drunk event comes back to ruin your life!

Man, I got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk lastnight!

by Betazk22 September 26, 2018

Brett Clarke Roofcare

Someone who, 1. Buys products off you and does not pay despite promises. 2. Charges very high prices to customers for work that should cost a fraction of the price. 3. Should not be a roofer. 4. Gives roofers a bad name.

Brett Clarke Roofcare: Can I have some materials and promise to bring the money in next week?

and... Hello Mr and Mrs OAP your roof will cost you £8000

by Iwantmymoneyback December 12, 2010

Brett to my Eddy

Brett and Eddy are a legendary soulmate duo. They met at 14 and 13 years old respectively and have been inseparable ever since. Both of them said that the other was his meaning of life. They are platonic soulmates to a level of being in-sync that they finish each other's sentences, move in sync, and often cannot have a winner out of scissors paper rock. If you have found a friend who can understand you perfectly and maintain a strong bond with you, then you might have just found the Brett to your Eddy, or the Eddy to your Brett.

Man, imagine if I have a Brett to my Eddy. Life will be so much brighter and enjoyable.
I met my best friend in 8th grade, and she is the most caring, supportive, trustworthy best friend ever, plus we literally share the braincell. She's the Brett to my Eddy.

by linglinglovesyou October 20, 2020

brett girl version

Very beautiful girl, everyone loves her!! She thinks very little of herself usually but has amazing friends! She’s super nice and seems innocent, but really, she is a freak! She loves to get down and dirty, especially with her crush. Everyone wishes they were her. She is very confident and has no problem turning you down. Don’t get in a fight with her. She will murder you

Brody- dude Brett girl version is so hot
Matt- dude you have no chance
Brett- Hes right, though neither of you do

by Woahhhh.thats.weird May 9, 2018

Pulling a Brett Farve

A person who takes a picture of their genitalia, with their camera phone, and texts it to a random cell phone number in their current area code in hopes of a mathematical probability that some girl will find him interesting and texts back for a hookup.

I was so pathetic last night I was pulling a Brett Farve and some old man now wants to kick my ass.

by krusty123 December 14, 2010

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To drink to the point of plausible deniability before committing rape or sexual assault.

I got Brett Kavanaugh drunk last night, so I didn't blackout, but I cannot recall whether I ruined a few lives last night.

by KavanaughtAChance October 3, 2018

Brett Favre's Disease

A douchebag who doesn't know when to quit.

Derived from Lou Gerig's disease

In 1939, when Gehrig sat for the first time in years after a streak of 2130 starts, the Detroit crowd gave him a standing ovation as he sat slumped in the dugout, his eyes welling with tears.

Favre's starting streak ending unlike Gehrig's after returning from countless retirements, to an awful season performance, a sexual harassment charge, and venom from the state that once loved him.

Favre was a douchbag to the very end:

“I heard people say ‘Hate for the streak to end like this,’” Favre said. “End like what? It’s been a great run.”

Only in your mind Brett, only in your mind.

Why is Dave at the club? Isn't he like, 45 years old? Everyone thinks he's a joke out there dancing like that.

I know dude, but be a little bit understanding. He's got a bad case of Brett Favre's Disease.

After Tom sent those pictures to Jenny after her constant ignoring of his text messages he realized a horrible truth; He had Brett Favre's Disease.

by lawlawlaw December 15, 2010