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Bitchass motherfucker

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitchass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by SHADOW HATE CLUB October 3, 2023
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Bitchassholrdickncuntsk

Me, me, me.
I am the one and only bitchassholrdickncuntsk... tsk, tsk, tsk.
by Zero_The-herpes_hero December 30, 2023
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Bitchacho

Term of endearment, used for friend or family. Can be used for both male and female persons.

Coined famously by one LJM.
Nice shot Bitchacho!
by B1ll64te5 March 15, 2024
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Bitcharitis

Calling in sick multiple days in a row when you're not really sick
Did the bitcharitis get you good or what Drake?

Fuck yeah it did haven't been this sick in the last 10 years. No voice, no energy and chainsaw throat
by VirtueBoys March 20, 2024
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Bitchapodium

To demand the center of attention while complaining.
Get down off your bitchapodium, you're being a drama queen!
by Davacy March 22, 2024
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Bitchassmotherfucker

A way to address someone who you are angry with, usually in the nigger community.
Tyrone get your ass here we need to rob the store you bitchassmotherfucker
by Hotworder May 27, 2024
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Bitchalante

A woman who is a bitch to people who deserve it.
Meghan is such a bitchalante.
by DaMamaNasty February 12, 2026
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