Blueberry muffin

Blueberry muffin is a term used that you cut urself so badly u cut ur vein

'____ was in the hospital bc they cut their blueberry muffin if ykwim'

by Lotusss October 31, 2023

blueberry

The most beautiful woman you will ever see. She has a big butt, and with that a big personality. Tends to get excited about every little thing

Vaccinium corymbosum) are perennial flowering plants with indigo-colored berries. They are classified in the section Cyanococcus within the genus Vaccinium. Vaccinium also includes cranberries, bilberries and grouseberries.1 Commercial "blueberries" are native to North America, and the "highbush" varieties were not introduced into Europe until the 1930s.2

Thx blueberry.

by Fazbearsfright1000 November 2, 2017

Blueberry Pufferfish

When you stick blueberries up your homie’s ass and then try to suck them out using your mouth like a vacuum.

Dude me and Luke blueberry pufferfished last night it was fucking sick!

by DummyTHICCCboy January 6, 2022

blueberry shits

The specific diarrhea caused by eating too many blueberries. Often, this is a symptom of either an intolerance to blueberries, or an underlying condition such as IBS.

I ate a whole pint of blueberries earlier, now I've got the blueberry shits.

by Chronic Owwie December 31, 2024

Blueberries

It is the equivalent to blue balls but for the female.

All that kissing left me with blueberries.

by Tasagui16 February 2, 2021

Blueberry Cope

A type of cope (a mechanism, often a belief or rationalization, used to deal with an unpleasant or difficult truth) which is characterized by its exceptionally soft and blue-pilled nature.

Person A: I'm going to skip the gym today, girls like dad-bods anyways.

Person B: What a blueberry cope!

by Lil Tep July 19, 2025

Blueberry Rat

A delicious variation of rats that don't actually taste like blueberries.

Wow look at that rat! It's not blueberry tho. Blueberry rats are my favorite.

by anavallis May 12, 2021