alaskan tub birth

give birth in a tub of your partners shit
wow that alaskan tub birth made me horny!
by ponyjar November 26, 2022
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Jacksonville Birth Control

To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.
Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.
by beeeeeeeeeeej January 31, 2011
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Birthing your own grinch

Not consenting to mental health treatment (ama mind you) when your really need said treatment, thats not called birthing your own grinch; it's called stupidity
by Sexydimma October 13, 2024
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Shitting Birth

When you have a shit so large, it feels like you're giving birth
Dalton was shitting birth after a three day period without shitting
by Ryan Toast 98 March 20, 2017
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Avocado birth

When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.

It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
by nice bever February 03, 2024
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