1. Usually a really fucking idiot person who does stupid shit all the time
2. A flying animal, of course
2. A flying animal, of course
by Darius Creed January 19, 2010
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Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
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Son: A metaphor for what
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by Nellz Bellz January 17, 2019
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B: isn’t that the one that had you sobbing for 4 hours after you read it?
A: Yeah, and?
B: I value my mental health
B: isn’t that the one that had you sobbing for 4 hours after you read it?
A: Yeah, and?
B: I value my mental health
by Larrybaby September 6, 2021
Get the Flightless Bird mug.being called this is the biggest insult , this specimen of human has been ran through more than the old trafford tunnel , they have been fingered more than a bowling ball and been passed around more than a vape at sutton beach. main features of this animal is dirty looking eyelashes with manky lil eyebrows and they love to go around saying heya hun. in all my years i have never met a smellier dirtier whore than one that was called a lucan bird
by Declan Davila January 20, 2022
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In fact it's just the thing he thinks we're needing,
it's a lukewarm liquid diet they're force feeding.
When the words we use have lost their bite,
now they hit you like an imaginary pillow fight.
And when his masterplan is unfurled
he stands a handsome bid on the weather systems of the world.
Get out your measuring cups and we'll play a new game.
Come to the front of the class and we'll measure your brain.
We'll give you a complex and we'll give it a name.
I saw you standing all alone in the electro-static rain.
I thought at last I'd found a situation you can't explain.
In fact it's just the thing he thinks we're needing,
it's a lukewarm liquid diet they're force feeding.
When the words we use have lost their bite,
now they hit you like an imaginary pillow fight.
And when his masterplan is unfurled
he stands a handsome bid on the weather systems of the world.
Get out your measuring cups and we'll play a new game.
Come to the front of the class and we'll measure your brain.
We'll give you a complex and we'll give it a name.
I saw you standing all alone in the electro-static rain.
I thought at last I'd found a situation you can't explain.
by sunkolakos September 29, 2005
Get the Andrew Bird mug.Lord Helix has blessed us with some lag to allow Pidgeotto to finally evolve after the 4th try to Pidgeot Bird Jesus.
Bird Jesus: Originally a Pidgey who evolved into a Pidgeotto and, through great effort, a Pidgeot. A tank, at the highest level of all the current Pokemon. The backbone and savior of the team, and chosen one of the great Helix Fossil. Reborn as "aaabaaajss" (or "Abba Jesus")
Bird Jesus: Originally a Pidgey who evolved into a Pidgeotto and, through great effort, a Pidgeot. A tank, at the highest level of all the current Pokemon. The backbone and savior of the team, and chosen one of the great Helix Fossil. Reborn as "aaabaaajss" (or "Abba Jesus")
by Lord helix February 28, 2014
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