ben

a sad deplorable excuse for a human being that spends his free time doing the lamest shit that nobody understands. he spends his time chatting up random dudes that he meets and loses interest after a few days. afflicted with a severe case of commitment issues. will break up with you after getting bored of you. obsessed with politics and talks about nothing but politics. a condescending piece of shit who is a self-declared tea snob.

"hey ben, do you want to come watch a movie with us?"
ben: "sorry, i'm talking to this dude i have a 'thing' with and afterwards i'm going to my weird ass meeting for future political science majors"
"dude get a fucking life"

by bitter&petty October 16, 2016

Ben

Another word for a 10 Bit(10th of an ounce)

"Oi mate, do you wanna go halves on a benn?"
"Yer man safe."

by Charley T June 24, 2007

Ben

One of the worlds most annoying people you could ever meet . Ben usually has a tiny penis and no personality. This person is stubborn , arrogant and very difficult to hang out with

John- I had to work with Ben yesterday in Business Studies
James- Holy shit .. I'm sorry , that sucks

by TM-04-03-2000 March 6, 2017

Ben

Bad at Fortnite

This Ben sucks

by Ossiecool October 16, 2018

Ben

Usually weighs more but is very kind. Hates reading but once he gets in to a book he can't stop. Usually an introvert but makes a lot of friends, does a lot of stupid stuff with those friends. Lots of girls hate him and think he is stupid or don't like his sense of humour but he doesn't care because he knows that he still has a chance to meet the girl of his dreams. Other than that a genuinely nice & funny person.

"Ben is so nice he gave me his last pancake." "And he gave me a book that he had finished reading"

by Zor_Tex May 31, 2018

Ben

Ben, such a funny goofy guy to hang around with. MAkes you laugh and can’t go a day without putting a huge smile on your ace. Most likely a cutie but can be very caring when his jokes and games are put aside. Best friend you could ever ask for.

Hope you don’t mind some dirty jokes and bad language but once u get past it u can’t live without him. Ps stop licking ur bird’s tongue...

Person 1: “Wow my friend is so sweet”
Person 2: “Let me guess he’s a Ben? :)”
Person 1: “defs is”

by Kiwiifruut44 April 6, 2019

ben

goes great with people named Allison, and has brown hair and is usually very thin.

omg, Allison and ben look so cute together

by def.creator February 21, 2019