star spangled banner

Quite simply, it's the national anthem of the United States of America. It was written by Francis Scott Key during the bombardment of Fort McHenry in the War of 1812. The melody was taken from a British pub song and new lyrics were added. The song is EXTREMELY difficult to sing, and even though many famous people have sung it at sporting events, VERY few have ever got it right.

I was watching the 2004 Summer Olympics on TV. They were being broadcast (taped) from Greece. The U.S. womens soccer team had won the Gold medal in the game finals. When they received their medals in a ceremony most of them joined in a vocal rendition of the star spangled banner . It was the most wretched, lousy and downright godawful version of that anthem I ever heard in my life, and I've heard plenty of horrible renditions. This was the famous 15 minutes for the ladies, since the networks, the press (and the general public pretty much too) don't really give a rat's ass about womens sports, let alone soccer as much as they do about football, baseball and basketball - especially as played by men. A moment of national pride for the U.S.A., forgotten in a flash. And so it goes.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 24, 2007

beener

A hate word used to describe Mexican or Spanish people. Usually used against illegal mexican aliens.

"Those beeners are takin' our jobs!"

"Go eat a taco you damn beener!"

by Kyle Kuhn July 20, 2008

Fender Bender

A fender bender is simply when a guy gets a 10 to 15 foot running start to rail a girl in the back door while she is bending over; Making an obvious reference to the car accident when one vehicle crashes into the ass end of the vehicle in front of it.

Hank: "Whoa, why is Brenda walking like a duck?"
Dave: "I remember hearing Bret saying something about giving her a fender bender last night."
Hank: "OUCH!"

by Angry Rhino June 24, 2009

benderism

A comment with homosexual origin or expressed in a strongly homosexual manner.

Mate of Mcluskie: Have you got the time please?

Mcluskie: Oooh, you cheeky man, don't make me spank you.

The reply is most definately a benderism.

by Roman Totale May 22, 2007

Bender

A hockey player who basically sucks and or his/her ankles bend in while he/she skates. Perfectly used while chirping your opponent.

Hey number 22, your a bender.

by Sidney Crosby November 19, 2007

Bannertastic

To be as awesome as one possibly can be. The most awesome things in the world are said to be bannertastic.

Guy 1: Have you seen that new movie?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, it was totally bannertastic. Best movie I've ever seen.

by The_Man_of_Soul May 11, 2011

dong bender

1. The act of bending someones dong.
2. One who enjoys bending the male penis. Usually done with the mouth.

Do you think Robbies gay? Ya he's a total dong bender.

by A.P.K. May 16, 2003