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Cooch Belt

A very short skirt that reveals the cooch region when sitting inappropriately.
Girlfriend should NOT be sitting like that in a cooch belt!
by Kaffas December 26, 2011
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Belt to ass

Yk edgewood be spanking teams the go against, really giving them belt to ass
by SHOULDVE BEEN A RAM November 2, 2023
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Belt Mustache

When the pubic hair is grown to a long enough length that it is protruding from the underwear.
Wow, I was about to unbutton her pants until I noticed her Belt Mustache.
by JBailey March 20, 2010
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Nature's Belt

When one wraps their penis around their trousers to use as a belt. (If it is large enough)
Me neither man im just wearing nature's belt
by the beltsmith December 30, 2010
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chloes belt

when a girl takes of her belt and spanks the boys cock till he cums
by dwryiganth November 4, 2008
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Shoelace Belt

Shoelace belts have probably been around since shoelaces were invented. They were originally a product of necessity: you lose your regular belt, you're short on time, so you grab an old shoe, yank out the lace and floss it through your beltloops. Bingo.
Possibly the first famous person to wear a shoelace belt was skateboarder Rodney Mullen, thus making shoelace belts popular with skateboarders. Now, all sorts of people are wearing shoelace belts including hip hop star, Wiz Khalifa.
Companies such as Panasaya Clothing are even making shoelace belt made from laces specifically designed to be used as belts so they won't stretch, like normal shoelaces.
My old belt broke so i'm rockin a shoelace belt.
by Sk4teN3rd June 16, 2011
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Gravity Belt

A device that is used to create a strange thing called gravity. This “gravity” was created to benefit people living on the Southern Hemisphere, otherwise known as the wrong side of the world.

Gravity Belts are not well known in the Northern Hemisphere other than a few stories of gravity belt related crime from Australia, the most insane of all the countries, shared on 4chan.

Australia as you may know banned guns, yet despite this the Aussies have figured out how to detach/destroy their fellow mans gravity belt with boomerangs and other throwable objects. They constantly search for individuals who keep their gravity belts in disrepair so they can watch their victim fall into space. It is so cruel until you realize the rest of crazy things the people see, have, say, and do.
Jesse: Davie your gravity belt is loose!
Davie: OH SHIT! Thanks Jesse.
Jesse: No problem. Can’t have my best friend falling into space.
by Lobo Marango June 23, 2018
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