He is so fucked up. He teaches kids that they need to love their families inside and out. Probably why incest occurs. Barney teaches kids that the world is a beautiful place. The sad thing it is not. We are trying to kick ISIS ass back to where it came from. The world is down on money. Donald Trump became president and is possibly going to start a world war 3 on top of a nuclear war. Barney all he is doing is making little kids believe that the world is a wonderful place and to prove it he sings these retarded songs. He also makes it to where kids have no personality or life.
Barney needs to go to hell
by One little hellian November 13, 2017

He will eat your soul °~°
Girl1: BARNEY is creepy
Girl2: yeah...why did you do this for your sister again?
Girl1: Because she wants to be BARNEY for Halloween
Girl2: I am going to have nightmares...
Girl2: yeah...why did you do this for your sister again?
Girl1: Because she wants to be BARNEY for Halloween
Girl2: I am going to have nightmares...
by Dekuisgay May 24, 2020

totally awesome guy, super kind and athletic, tries his best with everything and likes to help people. Barney is a great listener and even if he can't do anything to help in a situation he always tries to make you feel better. if you ever meet a Barney keep him close
by A pretty litty dinosaur October 16, 2018

Barney boy is a young smol boy that like to eat bread. He likes to play with big girls with no eyebrows. He bangs all the girls in the class and carries red and blue balls around with him.
by Barnie Boster December 17, 2019

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by finnythedeadendfan January 12, 2023

Girl- I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020
