Barking

Scottish slang for something that really stinks.

Boy : *comes out of toilet* I'd gee that hawf an hoor Dad!
Dad : God, its f*****g barking!

by mr_miracle February 10, 2021

Bark and Ride

Noun and verb. A dogging site (outdoor sex venue) or the act of visiting a spot where dogging takes place.

Noun example: Friday night again! I know, I'll mug a couple of old ladies to pay for a greasy lamb donor and a 6-pack of Special Brew then I'll bury my bone at the local Bark and Ride on my way home.

Verb example: Let's bark an' ride, bitch! Sniff, sniff ..woof, woof!

by Patrick Staton, Guildford, UK March 2, 2011

Barking

Justin Scott

that man stays barking

by larry rone July 26, 2022

ring-barked

Circumcised (NZ slang)

I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two

by Cleverdick2 March 19, 2015

Strip Your Bark

Stop Talking and Start Fighting

Take off your leaves, Hide your branches, Strip Your Bark, We about to have a tree fight.

by YMGF May 5, 2009

why did the dog bark

The dog barked because it can

When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"

When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"

by Suppertimeintheevening! January 13, 2022

bark bark bitch

Bark Bark Bitch is something you say to a person you dislike who is a furry. If they ever meow at you say Bark bark bitch

Furry: Meoww~~~
Jamaldequaviousthe3rd: Bark Bark Bitch

by I AM IMMACULATE March 7, 2023