Brazilian Hair Salon

The act of slowly jizzing in ones own hand, then lathering into a parters moisnted hair.

The ladies always come to me, because I run the best brazilian hair salon around!

by jizmasterflex March 25, 2009

Brazilian Alarm Clock

Waking a man up with oral sex

Chris was gently woken by a Brazilian Alarm Clock.

by ChrisOl May 6, 2021

Brazilian Donkey Honk

When you cum on the girls ass hole and shove your thumb in and out like honking a car horn.

Last night I bagged this milf and gave her the ole Brazilian donkey honk.

by Hung handsome and happy January 4, 2021

brazilian coffee filter

It's where the guy spunks on the the girls hair. The girl then let's the spunk drip through on to her breasts and drinks it.

The Brazilian coffee filter. It's where the guy spunks on the the girls hair. The girl then let's the spunk drip through on to her breasts and drinks it.

by Scholeyjoe December 6, 2013

Brazilian Train

The awesome yet near unattainable task in which at least 3 girls line up naked from the waist down, you then insert your penis in then out and move onto the next one and when you get to the end you just work your way back. This is usually a game a parties and is a competition in which the person with the most "chugs"(inserts and exits) wins.

Guy one- "Holy shit that party last night was epic"

Guy two-"Yeah i know, btw did u hear that Gary broke the Brazilian train record last night, he got 35 chugs"

Guy one-"Nice Hi 5"

by chucknorrisx10000000 September 16, 2010

Brazilian Hot Mud

During intercourse, the act of taking a huge shit upon the chest of the other partner. Then, after the shit is complete, the partner who took the dump flips onto their back and lays on top of the shit pile until it is hot to the touch. It may then be used as a lubricant or eaten as a nice filling snack before the climax of the intercourse.

Jane gave me an awesome Brazilian Hot Mud last night! We got so full from eating that shit we couldn't even finish having sex! It was awesome!

by Laundro Mat September 10, 2010

Brazilian Scuba Diver

A Brazilian is a shaved female sex. Totally shaven, or sometimes leaving a thin line of hair up each labial lip, to give a good bikini line.

A Brazilian Scuba Diver is anyone that likes to practice oral sex with a female that has a Brazilian cut. Someone who relishes the thought of sexual activity involving a shaved, or otherwise hairless, vagina.

Man, with a bikini line like that she must be going out with a Brazilian Scuba Diver.

Man when I see a piece of Brazilian coastline like hers I gotta big urge to ask her up front if she wants me to dive in and explore her depths

by Fanny Wazzocks Cookbook October 19, 2007