nerd in a box

The next level of nerdiness. It is beyond dork on ice. A nerd in a box is trapped in their own nerdiness and cannot escape. The level of nerd exhausted from the original nerd is released into the box and circulates around the nerd making the nerd even more nerdy.

buddy 1: did you see emily today?
buddy 2: yeah she's such a nerd in a box

by howitdobabyboo March 3, 2010

Box Is Life

Xbox is your life. Everything you do or say has to do with playing xbox. usually people who use this term specialize in first person shooters like call of duty or battlefield

Joe The Box King: Yo Bob are you about the boxing lifestyle.

Tim The Box Peasant: Nah bro I'm not worthy of the box is life lifestyle.

by boxislife June 12, 2013

bat box

A small wooden box used for carrying around marijuana indiscriminately.

The fire alarm rang and I grabbed my bat box because I knew that it was going to be a long wait

by Jim Witness September 13, 2004

Boxed Whore

A girl who regularly drinks boxed wine is considered a boxed whore.

1: Yo Cindy boxed whore right? Haha do not allow me to understate the importance of impotence.

by wazzupman February 25, 2017

foxy boxing

noun: a boxing match involving two attractive women, often topless or even nude. The "fight" focuses on the beauty of the combatants, with varying degrees of authenticity as to the damage inflicted by punches. The audience for such events is almost exclusively heterosexual & male.

Hey Bob, lets go to the club tonight, they've got hot chicks fighting in foxy boxing.

by vrominator December 28, 2005

Douche Box

Used to describe a person that is extremely annoying. Stronger term than douche bag.

You've just been upgraded to a douche box, because a bag can't hold all your douche.

by Corny poops December 22, 2008

Locker Boxed

When you shove your balls into her vagina and continue to smash her from behind.

Yo man, my girl loves being locker boxed! I last at least one minute longer!

by Thatguywhosbored September 14, 2019