borgir

A new and creative way to show your appreciation for burgers, nay, life.

Borgir is how you express your feelings. Period.

Joe: How do you feel today, Nadine?
Nadine: Borgir.
Joe: I'm glad you said that.

by AstaJoe June 18, 2021

bored

in other words, I need to get off my lazy ass...

dude im bored
me tooo lets get off our ass and do something productive

by Levi........ January 19, 2019

I borrowed your back brush

A joke. When overnighting at a friend/girlfriend's place and you bathe or shower the next morning,you inform your host that you took the liberty of using their back brush.In most cases,the host will advise you that they don't own a back brush. You then ask,"Well,what is that loop-shaped brush in the container on the bathroom floor?" After they quit laughing,they'll say,"That's the fuckin' toilet brush,dumbass!" Guaranteed giggles every time.

Hey darlin',I hope you don't mind,but,I borrowed your back brush. It was a slice of heaven.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

Boris Johnson

A blowjob. Derived from the initials of Boris Johnson: BJ.

She gave me a Boris Johnson.

by D Rixx October 18, 2008

Matthew Borg

The best at everything. Better known as Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can count to negative infinity." Do you mean, "Matthew Borg can count to negative infinity?

by The_professor_ June 27, 2010

Alex Borstein

A plump little woman who used to be on MADtv and now writes/produces for the FOX cartoon Family Guy. She's got some big fucking tits, too.

Alex Borstein is the voice of Lois Griffin.

by theicemanwillcometh January 14, 2009

Boris Johnson

A total, complete and utter twat. A racist, misogynistic, ignorant piece of crap that runs Britain. An absolute shithead who has decided to build himself a plane and fly to Bulgaria.

British Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Boris Johnson?
British Guy 2: That utter piece of shit in charge? Yeah, I've heard of him.
British Guy 1: Yeah, he is crap, isn't he?

by TheCrusader1296 July 2, 2020