BETATT

brings every thread around to themselves- a person that turns every thread on a message board into their own personal pity party; often also an attention whore

person 1: my cat died
person 2: sorry to hear that
BETATTer: well when that happened to me it was so much worse...wah wah wah...
person 2: why do attention whores always have to BETATT?

by kineticwardrobe November 15, 2007

BetaPlayz

Subscribing to BetaPlayz on youtube

I subscribed to BetaPlayz on youtube

by BetaPlayzReal March 3, 2022

Beta Bitch

The opposite of an alpha male. An example of a beta bitch would be a 40something guy still living with his parents and and is afraid to leave his mommy's closet because he watches too much news and gets scared easily

Randy is such a beta bitch! He handles other people's meat for beans and cries about the government from his parents closet. Somebody needs to slap him.

by Trumpanzee123 June 10, 2023

Open Beta

open beta is one of the phases for modern software development. it is the time when a company either gives or charges early access to a mostly developed or fully developed software title. In return for this early access the end user is requested to report any issues found in the software. The most open, open beta I have seen was window 10. when it was free to upgrade that was an open beta for Microsoft to use people for automatic bug reporting via intelligent software that watches and reports problems in Microsoft to Microsoft.

Hey guys have you played Star citizen yet, its in open beta right now. Ya it was a little buggy, but it was soooo much fun!

by AlfredHickBot August 12, 2016

Beta Cuck

Beta male, or simply beta, is a term for men perceived as weak and emasculated. ... Andrew Marantz wrote for the New Yorker that conspiracy theorist and blogger Mike Cernovich believes that his opponents were "beta males, losers, or 'cucks' — alt-right slang for 'cuckolds'". OR ALSO KNOWN AS KIBO

MAN DONT BE A BETA CUCK LIKE KIBO, MAN DUDE U R A KIBO WAIT WHAT LOL

by Ploopy69 May 15, 2018

BETA

Beings of Extra Terrestrial origin Adversary to human race. Official name for the grotesque alien creatures of the Muv Luv visual novel/anime franchise. Identification tips of most BETA types: multiple limbs on lower body, phallic head, giant mouth with only molars. All other alien organisms associated with identified BETAs are their more dangerous cousins.

They can and will consume everything in their path if not stopped by 36MM chaingun fire. Don't panic if you think this description fits some humans you know.

A: You're such a dickhead for helping yourself to my fridge.
B: I'm practicing my BETA imitation routine! (bites A)

by John Doe sports version March 25, 2013

Beta-ing

Based on the legend that is Beta Apollo. Face book him... He has his own special way of getting ladies, and so, if you're feeling lonely and down, try out Beta-ing and it's just so much more effective. Normally involves drunk, or even sedated girls, or sometimes even just ones with really low self-esteem.

Beta-ing:

-"U look very medium-slutty and fit friend! Wud u lyk to come parti at my flat?"

-"ALoha slut. Wud u lyk to go out bak with me?"

by Feta Abollo July 11, 2011