Post-Birth hemorrhoids

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan

"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"

by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021

Birth giver

Someone who gives birth on a daily basis

Dude: Yo did you see jessicas new 803404278th baby?

other dude: yeah shes suuch a birth giver

by Wife haver123 January 14, 2022

birth canal

puttin ur head up a milfs vagy

yooo dude i totally did the birth canal on a badddd milfyy

by milfs 101 June 3, 2022

John Travolta Birthing

When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap

'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'

by Pegging Sue March 9, 2021

Birth control glasses

Thick coke bottle eyeglasses.

Dork girl- Did you like my birth control glasses?

by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021

birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.

Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”

by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021

Bad births

Rumor has it she is the best and sexiest mutual to exist. And I can confirm this rumor. She has done multiple feet reveals to my and many other peoples pleasure.

Bad births is the best mutual on all of TikTok

by Whytfdoihavethisapp June 18, 2021