Milometer Wife Beater

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.

Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.

by Torlo September 30, 2019

Nigerian meat beater

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.

I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore

by BigDaddyThiccRape May 18, 2019

Purple People Beaters

SEIU members who dress in purple shirts and are paid and bussed to various locations to shout down and beat up people with views that oppose what they are told to think.

SEIU (Service Employees International Union)

If they push back (try to give opposite view) We will push back twice as hard I am dispatching my purple people beaters(in other words my supporters)

by Rights from God not Government May 22, 2010

Brow beater

When a girl kneels in front of you and sucks your balls as you slap your cock between her eyes.

She was perfect, she took a brow beater on the first date!

by Cudotz July 29, 2016

Dirty dick beaters

AN UNWASHED HAND AFTER THEY HAVE ENGAGED IN A MASTURBATION SESSION.

Get your dirty dick beaters off me!!!

by Woodeye December 27, 2014

Little League beater

When Someones dad from little league charges the mound and beats the living shit out of a 11 year old kid.

Coughlin! whgat the fuck is wrong with your dad! He just beat the Shit out of a 11 year old kid! what is he? A Little League Beater!

by Erik Matisss May 23, 2010

child beater 69

When two men usually older than 57 have sexual intercourse in the 69 position. While doing so they beat Jewish children and scream Fürer.

Sorry your son died I beat him while doing the child beater 69.

by Hitler's Son-in-law May 16, 2019