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obnoxious basketball guy

some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.
obnoxious basketball guy: WOOOO PURDUE WON!

hobo 2: stfu
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 24, 2024
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basketball

the sport that was made for babies who don't feel like kicking a ball and running up and down a 110 yard field!!
basketball is for babies
by D E L A N E E UHHHH June 17, 2018
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Basketball Person

hello basketball Person would you like some fried chicken.
by jaquantavious tha 3rd March 6, 2025
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Sas girls basketball

WERE SO ASS . ONLY TWO 7th graders are good lmao!
by ~ anonymous 😭 November 10, 2019
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The basketball diary effect

When something is recommended to you repeatedly, so much so that it puts you off said thing forever.
Man, I never ended up watching that movie due to the basketball diary effect - it was recommended to me so many times, I just started rewatching Party of Five.
by martypartyparty April 26, 2021
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Miles Is better than Ben at basketball

Ben has small dog syndrome. This makes him a fierce opponent at basketball. Let’s just say he loves playing with balls. HOWEVER miles the gracious goat is far superior at ball games like basketball, football, sticky ball you name it. Uses this ancient pothagorithm we can intell that miles is a goat.
Miles is the goat ,far better at basketball reads the following definition. Miles comes from the Latin word snorting sugar. The goat originates from Yusuf slate. In simple miles the goat means facts bros. Miles is better than Ben at basketball simply means facts innit brov. Just a bit of vantage.
by Gaymer69amongUS9 November 13, 2023
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