Skip to main content

Dickless Bastard

Someone that gets caught talking shit about his friends and they cut off his penis.
by yanks1194 June 5, 2009
mugGet the Dickless Bastard mug.

keyboard basher

someone who chats shit on a computer, but then says fuck all in real life.
Person 1: IMMA FUCKING BEAT THE SHIT INTO YOU YOU FUCKING PUSSY ASS MUG
person 2: ok meet me tommorow round the back of tescos
person 1: FUCKING BRING IT YOU BITCH

* tomorrow*
Person 1: I'm so sorry for saying that to you, i didnt mean it :'( *starts kissing his shoe* please leave me alone D:
person 2: haha, fucking keyboard basher
by The Iranaban August 26, 2011
mugGet the keyboard basher mug.

ass bastard

The name for a person so foul or stupid that they could only have been conceived out of wedlock through anal sex.
by Tim Mad Dammit July 24, 2008
mugGet the ass bastard mug.

Bastard Pop

Sometimes known as bootlegs this now infamous style of music has been around aslong as it has been poosible for anyone to get their hands on a mixer and/or recording software and learn how to use it.

The Style was first seen in Ibiza where DJ's would mix and old fave song with a new song - bringing fresh new sound. Recently the style has progressed massivly with people like "Poj Masta" starting to use "Aphex Twin" style mixing programmes to produce the slickest glitch and bootleg tracks the world has ever seen.

Others say that this style has only just become popular - mainly becuase of the RIAA's constant copyright grabbing. As bootlegging is Illigal it is still officially a crime - but most artists mind this less as some people feel inclined to buy their music after hearing a really good bootleg / Bastard Pop remix.
Poj Masta's Version of Toxic by britney.
by Ed December 25, 2004
mugGet the Bastard Pop mug.

zobb il-bahar

A bottom sea fish which looks like a man's penis
by Richard August 25, 2003
mugGet the zobb il-bahar mug.

bastard covered bastard with bastard filling

1:bastard that has been covered in bastard and then filled with some bastard.

2: asshole.

3: pugnacious rudeness
Yo shit head. What are you up to?
Looking up words on Urban Dictionary.
Your a tard ass.
Your a bastard covered bastard with bastard filling.
Hey you should put that on urban dictionary.
by Kunster November 2, 2008
mugGet the bastard covered bastard with bastard filling mug.

bastard

n, A person whose actions are motivated out of necessity rather than a moral code based around being perceived as nice or good.

antonym: dreamer
Movie: Flight of the Phoenix (2004)
Stuck in the desert with dwindling water supplies, Elliott (the bastard) executes an injered enemy against the wishes of the other suvivors, as he would die eventually anyway and they would have no chance of surviving were they to share water with him.
by Dyslexic Bibliophile May 8, 2007
mugGet the bastard mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email