Austin

The weirdo of the school that talks to himself. Usually has a girlfriend but she was cat fished and is ugly because he has horrible taste. Rumor has it he is going to be the next school shooter. Has been caught eating eggs in dark corners multiple times. During class he laughs out of no where and likes to ease drop.

Dude: I hate you

Other Dude: I hate you too
Austin: tea!?
Dude; Go eat eggs in the corner with ur ugly a** girlfriend

by Its_Elmo_The_Killer_2.0 January 13, 2019

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A man whore

You are a dirty little austin

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is the best boyfriend in the world.even though he may not know it he is the best thing that can happen to any one he also makes a great friend . he is so sweet and kind and nice and can make u life even when he does not try to . that is an austin

by Lady cloud September 24, 2018

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one of the shortest guys in school, Mexican, hates guys who names start with s for who knows why

Austin is short

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Austin is a guy you'll want to have. he may not be fit per-say but his beauty lies beyond comprehension. Austins won't always be treated nicely but that's only because other people aren't him. Austin is a kind of guy who is loving friendly nice cute and someone you can't let go of Austin is a person who can't be passed by and i'm happy to say i have an Austin in my life

Girl1:gurl! look at that guy
Girl2: that's gotta be an Austin
Girl1: oh yea that's defiantly an Austin!

by the-one-that-loves May 29, 2018

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