google-allergic

people who think they know everything and don't need to do any research about anything.

people who pull 'information' out of their asses.

Girl 1: Hey, you seen Bill lately? He's so annoying.

Girl 2: UGH, I just had another run-in with that Google-allergic nut! What a freak!

by I am Google-tolerant! January 2, 2010

Oiler Alert

An update from either a news organization or a friend regarding another failed attempt to stop the BP Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

**Oiler Alert** Hi Nancy, Wow, the 2016 Summer Olympics were great! Btw, I just heard those incompetent fuckheads at BP botched another attempt to stop the oil spill.

by Guido66 May 30, 2010

Dessert Alert

When there's a great dessert (i.e. cake, cupcakes, brownies etc.) at a festive event and you want to tell your friends about it in a non-conspicuous way. You can text it, or walk over and nonchalantly say, "Dessert Alert."

Anna: (thinking to herself) Look at that chocolate covered carrot cake! I have to tell Rachel about it!!...
Anna walks casually over to Rachel and whispers..
"Dessert Alert."
Rachel: " I'll head for it immediately after I finish this conversation with this person.

by Uhnah May 16, 2010

Nut Allergy

An aversion to sitting next to people on public transport.

Passenger: "Excuse me, can I sit here?"

You: "No, I've got a nut allergy."

by Monkey Magick October 23, 2010

digital alter ego

A pseudonym for someone's identity on the internet. This is who they are in chat rooms/forums/online social networks (facebook, myspace, etc) in contrast with who they are in the real world.

My digital alter ego got huge last week, after my definition got added to the urban dictionary front page. I got 10 friend invites on Facebook today from people I don't remember.

by Ebonyks January 22, 2011

Merp Alert

When a situation is beginning to become awkward. You know that it is about to be a merp situation however to avoid saying merp in the near future you warn the person you're talking to by saying "merl alert" which insists that they are about to say something merp worthy...

Are you going out tonight? we should meet up.

3 hours later....

..merp alert

"oh sorry I totally forgot to respond!"

-yea...... merp.

by zunit469 February 20, 2015

Brown Alert

A natural succession of blue alert and red alert. Brown alert is so serious, that it is on the verge of involuntary defecating into your pants.

(Red Dwarf: Back in the red Part 1) Cat: "Red alert? Let's go all the way to brown alert." Kryten: "There is no such thing as brown alert, sir!" Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute!"

by Korbealad August 28, 2018