Shove your fist in your ass

Solution to every problem.

I was in debt from back-owed taxes, so I asked foned what to do, and he said, "Shove your fist in your ass!" So I did, and guess who isnt in debt anymore...

by Nullops August 16, 2003

Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.

Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.

by urbanmacgyver October 13, 2010

Big fucken dildo in your ass

It’ll most likely get stuck in your ass. Have fun the pain goes away after a year or so.

I see you got the big fucken dildo in your ass

by Lord cat 777 March 22, 2019

Blow your ass horn

To ues your ass to make a sound by blowing gass out it or in other words to fart.

Eating beans will make you blow your ass horn.

by The Fury 13 October 1, 2010

im going to get in your ass

When one person is about to roast the other person

Boi im going to get in your ass

by Man Person man October 31, 2017

get your head out of your ass

If someone tells you to "Get your head out of your ass," it means that you have to start paying more attention to what's going on around you. It could also mean that you have to stop being so consumed with yourself, and your own well being, stop being so conceited.

John: I am so good at painting, I must be like Michelangelo!

Matt: Get your head out of your ass, John!

Jack: (Runs into someone at store, cause he's texting)

Man: Get your head out of your ass, and start paying more attention!

by cowboymatt1 October 24, 2014

break my foot off in your ass

What you say if the ass kicking someone's about to get is liable to be particularly bad. (Synonymous with tear you a new one or tear you a new asshole.)

Why don't you get lost before I break my foot off in your ass.

by Faiella December 7, 2007