Arizona musket loader

When you take some trapadactyl to the traphouse for a lovely evening of hotrails and methsex. The actual act is when you are fucking your sacknasty and are about to bust a nut you pull out and jamb a meth shard into your pee hole and jamb it back into the little disgustsfuck. Bonus points if you hit the dangly-dangly thing in the back of her throat.

Arizona has dope so good
You will hit the next trapsdactyl with an arizona musket loader"w

by Beefcake_520 July 28, 2022

Arizona lizard

when you leave your dick out in the sun for days on end until it resembles lizard skin

"I was out so long i got a bad case of Arizona lizard!"

by Goofius Ah August 9, 2022

Arizona squirt gun

Using a flamethrower with intent to kill

My friend hates spiders, so they gave one an Arizona squirt gun to turn it to ash.

by DrScience31415 August 24, 2022

Arizona Tea

The greatest thing on this wretched earth

Person A: Arizona Tea sucks bro why would you drink that?
Person B: *starts beating him to the ground*

by RandomLozer August 26, 2022

Arizona

The only US state where you can legally kill someone if you challenge them to a duel

Arizona is a state in the southwestern US.

by Ryan_the_retard November 4, 2022

Arizona

Industrial Box Resistance Furnace Max. Temp 1200 °C W/ Chamber Size

Person 1: HOLY SHIT THATS A MASSIVE ARIZONA
Person 2: HOLY SHIT IM LETERALY MELTING

by belgianbaler November 30, 2022

Driving Naked in Arizona

Masturbation

My wife caught me Driving Naked in Arizona again

by C A Seine January 11, 2022