a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').
by alleycatmom August 22, 2017
by Mondussy December 11, 2022
A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.
Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)
Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)
Nicolle has had one too many Back Alley Abortions and should really take a fucking break for a while.
by SoothsayerA February 10, 2018
A song by American Singer/Songwriter Conan Gray, Featured on his latest dazzling and beautifully 80's inspired Album Found Heaven.
Also somebody who was clearly blind asf cause who tf would leave THE Conan Lee Gray???
Also somebody who was clearly blind asf cause who tf would leave THE Conan Lee Gray???
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ALONE AGAIN
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ALONE AGAIN
OH WHERE'D YOU GO GO,
ALLEY ROSE?
OH WHERE'D YOU GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ALONE AGAIN
OH WHERE'D YOU GO GO,
ALLEY ROSE?
OH WHERE'D YOU GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
by MajorSirius&nicokinnie February 01, 2025
The act of sticking both your nuts in each of the top finger holes of a bowling ball, whilst your dick penetrates the thumb hole; and then nutting on the ball so that the nut acts as an extra lubricant for pinpoint precision.
“Sir, please don’t stick your cock in our bowling ball there are children here.”
“Hey man, i’m just giving it the ol’ Alley Special!”
“Oh shit my bad dawg, yeah go for it.”
“Hey man, i’m just giving it the ol’ Alley Special!”
“Oh shit my bad dawg, yeah go for it.”
by Dee-Dee Biafra January 02, 2019
A male or female who is willing to give you opportunities to interact with their friends in either a friendly or sexual manner with no hassle, cock block, or problem.
by MarkDizzle4802 May 19, 2024
-Dude, check out that girl over there.. Sweet view of her tit alley!
-That guy should hit the gym, hes got way too much of a tit alley going on...
-That guy should hit the gym, hes got way too much of a tit alley going on...
by jazzyjulz September 02, 2013