back alley bobber

A man who is found in the wilderness bobbing apples but on the side kills hookers for fun.

Did you see the back alley bobber last night while you were camping because I nearly shit myself when I saw him bobben apples with his cold soulless eyes.

by Bitches get stitches 2.0 September 5, 2016

Alley Beer

Free-standing, fermented urine found between buildings in medium to large cities.

"That was a well brewed Alley Beer," Chad said after taking a sip.

by Flex Daddy Righteou$ April 8, 2017

the bowling alley

The bowling alley is the boys. It’s whatever house or place the boys are drinking at that night.

The boys are going to the bowling alley tonight to get on a bad one

by bad one April 21, 2019

Shotgun Alley

Any out of the way location outside a house, preferably down the side of the house or worst case behind a shed or garage. A deluxe Shotgun Alley will have a small knife or screwdriver attached to the fence via an old piece of string. The purpose of Shotgun Alley is to gather a small team of elite drinkers from the house party for a 'Shotgun Alley run.'

As the night progresses usually (and foolishly) someone will suggest swapping from the standard can shotgunning to take standing in a circle taking turns swigging from a bourban bottle (see also "Ring of fire", "Highway to the Danger Zone", or "Ubers Inbound"

Psst. Shotgun Alley, 1min, tell Monique.

by Hilldog3000 June 22, 2023

Alley cat

Someone who meets a girl at a bar in Chicago, she goes home without him. His Knocker is raging so he slips in an alley to knuckle rub some swimmers out.

We found the alley cat behind the dumpster with his foot up on the wall and pants at his ankles.

by Slipripper November 24, 2021

alley inch

Any unspecified unit of measurement in undefined inches, feet etc. that is required to fit object A past or into space B.

Hey will you move that dumpster over just an alley inch so I can get my car by.

Please give me just another alley inch of room to get my bicycle into the garage.

by Mezomitch August 14, 2009

Undertakers' Alley

Due to either convenience or zoning, the section of the suburb where services for the end of life occur in rapid succession leading to an Undertakers' Alley

Me: Boy, this intersection is depressing. Make a right turn, and you're at the hospital, and a left turn goes straight into the cemetery. If things don't work out at the hospital, you can just haul the bodies across the street.

Him: Don't forget the two funeral homes and assisted living centers on this stretch.
Me: It's an Undertakers' Alley.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2020