Albert

Yeah he has a bigger dick than your mom covered in salt

Damn thats big Albert

by dirt98304756934875 December 24, 2020

Albert

Everyone likes Albert, he's introverted but will spring up at every social interaction he garners. He's a smart aleck but chooses to not showcase his intel (assumingly to be humble). In addition, Albert is also a kind guy and will give you his lunch; or part of it. Cherish Albert.

Mike: Do you know Albert?
John: Yeah, everyone likes that guy.

by szaisthebestilovesza May 15, 2022

Albert

He may not text you whatsoever, but when he sees you in person he is very pleasant to be around, sometimes as a jokester

Albert is a really nice guy!

by bobmurry November 22, 2021

Racist Albert

This is a rare species of racist people that are too big for there boots and need to fix there attitude they also need karma to hit them one day very soon

Everyone hates racist Albert

by We hate racist Albert November 21, 2020

Albert is BAD

Albert is SO BAD, He's literally just bad.

Do you see that person there failing to throw a cup into the trash can? That's Albert, Because Albert is BAD.

by [Echo] May 30, 2022

albert

a very annoying, but funny guy. often smart and has anger issues

ahhhh hes such an albert

by YEYE24 October 22, 2019

Albert

A little man who is fluid between ducks and geese. He is a good boy

Me: I love Albert!
Him: Squaaaak!

by Evie_the_big_gae July 10, 2021