To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.
Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"
Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"
Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
by youngbuck69 June 27, 2024
Get the Morals of an Alley Catmug. A salon with lower quality services typically ran by lower quality and trashy stylists. If you’re broke, go to a back alley salon and get garbage quality hair. Very unfortunate. Think of this is the worst possible choice for your hair care needs as the establishment, owner, and stylists are all not wanted anywhere else. Even great clips don’t want none of that shit.
by ImSavageAsFuck November 12, 2018
Get the Back Alley Salonmug. When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.
I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.
by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025
Get the barking up shit's alleymug. by XxQuicKSc0p3z420xX November 14, 2019
Get the Blowie Alleymug. Due to either convenience or zoning, the section of the suburb where services for the end of life occur in rapid succession leading to an Undertakers' Alley
Me: Boy, this intersection is depressing. Make a right turn, and you're at the hospital, and a left turn goes straight into the cemetery. If things don't work out at the hospital, you can just haul the bodies across the street.
Him: Don't forget the two funeral homes and assisted living centers on this stretch.
Me: It's an Undertakers' Alley.
Him: Don't forget the two funeral homes and assisted living centers on this stretch.
Me: It's an Undertakers' Alley.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2020
Get the Undertakers' Alleymug. A male or female who is willing to give you opportunities to interact with their friends in either a friendly or sexual manner with no hassle, cock block, or problem.
by MarkDizzle4802 May 19, 2024
Get the alley oopermug. Any unspecified unit of measurement in undefined inches, feet etc. that is required to fit object A past or into space B.
Hey will you move that dumpster over just an alley inch so I can get my car by.
Please give me just another alley inch of room to get my bicycle into the garage.
Please give me just another alley inch of room to get my bicycle into the garage.
by Mezomitch August 14, 2009
Get the alley inchmug.