shit assed

By drinking many YooHoo's you feel the need that you have diarrhea. Like shit faced, but with YooHoo's instead.

My friends and I decided to get shit assed last night. I had diarrhea all night and the next day.

by DH&MW November 6, 2007

First Lady Assassins

Awesome band from Tulsa Oklahoma (T-Town)

First Lady Assassins formed in 2006 in a basement. Band members consist of...
Brian Bolton (Guitar), Brent Blackburn (Drums), Jordan Coon (Vocals), Jeremy Crouch (Guitar), & Jason Hamilton (Bass)

First Lady Assassins myspace URL (myspace.com/flaband)

Pills:
Uppers by day, downers by night.
i don't wanna go to work and i don't want to go to bed.
I don't need, fucking sleeep
I just need booze and speed.
Fuck you.


Less Punk Than you:
You listened back when LTJ was still ska
when punk was tuff not like the new Unwritten Law

by T-Town WxC. March 30, 2009

Ashes

the cricket competion between england and australia which has been going on for many years. First started when one of the team burnt the bails, and now is one of the biggest contests in test cricket.

England have amazingly won the ashes

by Samiru August 17, 2006

assassinator

What one must say after punching someone in the back in Halo, generally followed by a quick session of teabagging.

It was 49-49 and I walked up to the laser tower, assassinated the guy charging his laser while exclaiming "assassinator", and teabagged him as the screen faded to black, giving us the victory.

by JJ3672 March 28, 2008

Cat-Assed Bastard

1) A bastard who is so particularily bastardly that he deserves a longer title. The bastard also has a tiny, pink asshole like a cat. Go figure...

2) A mythical beast that had the body of a man and the ass of a cat. It is known for being a cat-assed bastard as defined above.

1) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table!

-What a Cat-Assed Bastard

-Yes, let us throw rocks at him.

2) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table!

-What a Cat-Assed Bastard

-Those aren't real.

by Maxxorz September 22, 2005

Assassin's Syndrome

When you watch an assassin movie and you think everybody from greg down the street till Brad Pitt is trying to kill you because there an assassin

Guy 1: "Woah are you trying to kill me"
Guy 2: "Chill bro you just got Assassin's Syndrome from watching Bangkok Dangerous

by Tyedyeskyes July 13, 2011

cuban assassin

A wet fart

I just let a cuban assassin, now I have to clean up.

by jag001 March 18, 2013