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Corpse Account

Corpse Accounts are when you sign up for an account to join a group and never log back in.
"all these corpse accounts are flooding the fucking discord"
by gilipfilip August 7, 2022
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Schrodinger's bank account

A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.
Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.
by jeffthebalkan March 3, 2024
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oversneeze bank account

A secret stash of facial-tissues dat you keep for emergencies.
During winter months, you should always maintain an oversneeze bank account to ensure dat other folks in your household don't "blow through" your entire supply, and dat you'll therefore still have some to use for your own copiously-draining nasal-works.
by QuacksO October 16, 2021
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DS Account

DS account (darkside account)

An anonymous account that is often used for horny tweeting, thirst trapping, fetish baiting, and sometimes used to upload nudes of oneself; exhibitionistic and/or voyeuristic behavior.
People usually make DS account to gain followers.
What’s even more puzzling is that some of these are hijabis, so they use that;

Hijab = attracts men who fetishize girls in hijabs doing sexual acts

to gain followers while horny tweeting while portraying the moderately pious act.
by Jlpdh December 15, 2019
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boobs account

Created after autocorrect changed bank to boobs, boobs accounts are a bit different from the average bank account. They don't just store money.
Cigarettes, beer, hello kitty breast implants, you name it, the boobs account can hold it.
Boobs accounts are the future, and a highly recommended investment!|
Hey Scarlett, your boobs account is looking a little full. How did you put so much inside?
by Pitbull2324 July 29, 2024
mugGet the boobs accountmug.

750 Accountant

accounting professional who knows all the tricks that let you write off personal expenses as business expenses. The best ones don't speak English as their native language
Haha loosers! My 750 accountant will beat the IRS!
by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
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Accountable

No. I don't. That is an imaginary caveat you have invented.
Hym "And 'You need to be accountable for the things you say' is just your uppity, blimey, poofter way of saying 'You can say what you want but if I don't like it I get to do whatever I want to you' and NO. You DON'T get to do that. That isn't free speech. That is CONTINGENT speech and the contingency is the delicate sensibilities of some slack-jawed mongoloid. So, no. So maybe I wouldn't be saying what I'm saying if I hadn't been getting harass for years in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Where is the accountability for them? Why is accountability always absent LITERALLY half the time? Fuck you. You're not an authority to which I can be held accountable."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2025
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