by gilipfilip August 7, 2022

A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.
Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.
by jeffthebalkan March 3, 2024

During winter months, you should always maintain an oversneeze bank account to ensure dat other folks in your household don't "blow through" your entire supply, and dat you'll therefore still have some to use for your own copiously-draining nasal-works.
by QuacksO October 16, 2021

DS account (darkside account)
An anonymous account that is often used for horny tweeting, thirst trapping, fetish baiting, and sometimes used to upload nudes of oneself; exhibitionistic and/or voyeuristic behavior.
An anonymous account that is often used for horny tweeting, thirst trapping, fetish baiting, and sometimes used to upload nudes of oneself; exhibitionistic and/or voyeuristic behavior.
People usually make DS account to gain followers.
What’s even more puzzling is that some of these are hijabis, so they use that;
Hijab = attracts men who fetishize girls in hijabs doing sexual acts
to gain followers while horny tweeting while portraying the moderately pious act.
What’s even more puzzling is that some of these are hijabis, so they use that;
Hijab = attracts men who fetishize girls in hijabs doing sexual acts
to gain followers while horny tweeting while portraying the moderately pious act.
by Jlpdh December 15, 2019

Created after autocorrect changed bank to boobs, boobs accounts are a bit different from the average bank account. They don't just store money.
Cigarettes, beer, hello kitty breast implants, you name it, the boobs account can hold it.
Boobs accounts are the future, and a highly recommended investment!|
Cigarettes, beer, hello kitty breast implants, you name it, the boobs account can hold it.
Boobs accounts are the future, and a highly recommended investment!|
by Pitbull2324 July 29, 2024

accounting professional who knows all the tricks that let you write off personal expenses as business expenses. The best ones don't speak English as their native language
by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Hym "And 'You need to be accountable for the things you say' is just your uppity, blimey, poofter way of saying 'You can say what you want but if I don't like it I get to do whatever I want to you' and NO. You DON'T get to do that. That isn't free speech. That is CONTINGENT speech and the contingency is the delicate sensibilities of some slack-jawed mongoloid. So, no. So maybe I wouldn't be saying what I'm saying if I hadn't been getting harass for years in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Where is the accountability for them? Why is accountability always absent LITERALLY half the time? Fuck you. You're not an authority to which I can be held accountable."
by Hym Iam May 7, 2025
