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shouting abuse

Shouting abuse, a popular game in cars taking adolescent boys to rugby, is a game where someone in the car opens their window and shouts "abuse" very loudly at someone walking past. Extra points for making them scream.
Driver: "Look! There's someone, start shouting abuse"

Passenger: "Abuse!!!!!!"
by jeffryjirraf March 9, 2008
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Abusive Potato Syndrome

A human that becomes a potato that rolls around screaming and sprouts arms and legs at one point. The cure is to eat five peanuts every day for 360 days. When becoming a potato, eat that human fast before they reproduce and try to kill you with their mini potato children.
Mother: Omg! My son is a potato! Doctor help what do I do?

Doctor: Eat him, it’s too late he has the abusive potato syndrome.
by A goddamn god April 11, 2019
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middle child abuse

Abuse as a result of jealousy of a middle child. Often due to their common better looks and higher intelligence.
by a blatantly middle child December 28, 2013
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wah wah abuser

When someone uses wah wah's to degrade other people's poorly executed jokes way too often. These people like to put down others since they have no self-esteem themselves. They usually aren't cute either....so it kind of makes sense.
Johnny: was my joke funny?

Matt: wah wah

Johnny: dude, you can't be as funny as me...

Matt: wah wah

Johnny: you're such a wah wah abuser...

Matt: wah wah

Johnny: fuck you
by the cool guy 934828 February 21, 2010
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hashtag abuser

A hashtag abuser is someone who posts a picture on a social media such as Instagram and then proceeds to overload the description with hashtags, which often have nothing to do with the picture itself in an attempt to get more likes.
"Hey man, did you see how many hashtags Stacy used on her insta picture?"

"Yeah bro, she's totally a hashtag abuser"
by shortfilmartist August 4, 2014
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hashtag abuser

Girl: #OMG #I #SAW #JUSTINBEIBER #AT #THE #MALL #TODAY!

Guy: You are such a hashtag abuser.
by Pres. Vante August 4, 2014
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Iraqi Prisoner Abuse

Proof that the United States government has no right whatsoever to take any kind of moral stance on middle eastern affairs, especially where human rights are involved. Prisoner abuse at the hands of American soldiers has been going on for years - as said so by Rummy Don himself - and the government did next to nothing to stop it. And when The Shrub and his monkeys got caught with their pants down, they didn't even have the humility to apologize and admit their failures until Rummy Don was called in to testify in front of Congress for being a witless fuckup.

But every cloud has a silver lining. In this case, The Shrub's re-election prospects aren't looking too positive and Old Man Rummy may get the boot. Now that's something I can drink to.
Condemn Saddam for torturing and dehumanizing his people, but get caught on film laughing it up while doing the exact same thing? Great idea, dumbass.
by Ninja Disaster May 7, 2004
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