Moldovan Worm

when you fap via putting a toothpick up the hole in your penis and scraping the inside of the penis until it orgasms with blood ushering out of the tip

Calyssa, ignore my pants, as I happened to pull off a Moldovan Worm without dying.

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 08, 2023

Gummy Worm

The stage of a mans dick where it's softer than it's regular soft that should never be shown.

Guy: bro i totally showed this girl my dick on gummy worm.
Guy: dude you know you never show your wood on gummy worm.

by fkmob July 13, 2017

Box worm

Box worm is a guy that's into giving women anal sex.

Charley: Look at that Box Worm over there fondling all the young women.

Dale: Think we should cock block him?

Rick: Nah dude looks so old that he can probably only use his tongue.

Charley: Some chicks love that.

Dale: It's better to be safe than sorry. I'll go destroy his game.

Rick: You go get him booi!!

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Pencil Worm

an extremely skinny but very very long penis. it penetrates you like a pencil with that sharp tip (def circumcised) but once in you it slithers like a very horny worm. to be pencil wormed is to live like you never have. being pencil wormed is an honor. cherish it.

Nicci: how was he?
Megan: holy shit he pencil wormed me all night long...
Nicci: UHH D'NOH D'NOH...
Megan: i know.

by ricky tricky dicky June 19, 2011

Worm fiction

A piece of fiction, normally fan fiction, that has a stupid premise, but is written very well.

Bro #1: dude are you really reading that fan fic right now?
Bro #2: yeah but man it is total worm fiction

by Evangelicsphere December 20, 2019

’burb worm

A person who loves living in the suburbs, or who’s never left their hometown

“Ever since I moved to the city, I dread visiting my parents in the suburbs”

“My buddy Gary still lives at home with his parents”

“Man, what a ’burb worm”

by Lil Ticklers June 11, 2021

worm status

A status on Facebook with no sex, no relationship status, and no interest in anyone of the opposite or same sex.

I am changing my profile back to "worm status" as I was getting too many annoying sidebar ads for dating sites.

by nahla1212 December 19, 2009