scooter

adj. smooth

You have a nice taste in whiskey; but if you get the chance, try Slane Triple Casket - it'll be very scooter as soon as it passes your lips!

by Philandra August 11, 2021

Scooter

A narcissistic and toxic person that steps on and bullies anyone he has to to get to the top

Scooter played a part in the harmful bullying of Taylor Swift and then went on to buy the rights to her music in a ploy to have power over and sabotage her

by Boo² the fool June 30, 2019

E-Scooter

Short for electric scooter. These are very underrated portable motor vehicles that come in several different classes. They used to be quite unreliable ten years ago, but now with their improved lithium-ion batteries and powerful electric motors they can attain speeds from 15 miles per hour for entry level models up to a whopping 70 miles per hour for the most expensive, elite models. My personal electric scooter can reach a top speed of 50 miles per hour, and one custom built e-scooter made from carbon fibre hit 80 miles per hour. They can also travel a hella long distance on a single charge of their batteries too, anywhere from 10 miles for entry level models, all the way up to 110 miles for the elite models. This is all in a package that weighs under 100 pounds too, and their small wheels and folding mechanisms allow for great portability. Also, even though their horsepower is less than most 125cc gas scooters, the instant and sheer torque of their motors enables some of them to accelerate to highway speeds in just a few seconds! Popular entry level brands include Gotrax, Swagtron, Hiboy and Ninebot, while fast high quality performance brands include Dualtron, VSETT, Nami and Kaabo.

After picking up a dual motor VSETT 10+ e-scooter, I smoked that 400 pound redneck in his 1990 F-150 off the traffic line.

by R3publican January 13, 2023

Travis scooter

Rip off version of Travis Scott

Dude:"Bro I just got travis scooter!"
Dude 2: "isn't it the rip off dude?"

by le cat obsessed person November 7, 2022

angry scooter

When a shaven man has sex with a girl and she gets subsequent pubic rashes on her labia.

I thought it was herpes, but the rash was just angry scooter.

by Antibaby December 27, 2010

Scooter Beaver

Girls going commando with short skirts on Vespas... usually seen at stop lights.

"We spotted some scooter beaver while waiting at a stop light on Via Salaria."

"Thats one thing I miss about our trip to Rome - The random scooter beaver sightings."

"When she was airing out the clam on her Vespa, there was a bit of scooter beaver going on."

by ItalySpotter September 6, 2011

SCOOTERED

The act of eating or being given too much THC

I went out with Scott last night and he SCOOTERED me with that Rope.

Man what happen last night
Dude you got SCOOTERED!

by Chickhead January 1, 2020