papa don

A man who has one of the girthiest/longest cock in the world

That guys a papa don

by Don don69 July 4, 2021

Papa roaching

When someone invites someone out as a "Last Resort" after eveyone else has declined their invite

I can't believe you are papa roaching me right now Chris, i know you've asked the whole crew before me

by MeditatingLemur March 16, 2016

Papa Russell

Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!

Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.

Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?

Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.

by English man words May 6, 2021

papa logic

Papa logic is the idea that we are all dads. I’m a dad, you’re a dad, we’re all dads. He, she, and they are dads, and we’re all papas.

Person 1: “Dude, Mason’s such a dad “
Person 2: “Ya man, and JD really understands that papa logic”

by papa triesty June 1, 2018

papa dingles

when you don't like the sugardaddy that is winning the girl you like out of your hands, this is what you call that sleezy dipshit.

yeah he's really cool with all that money and whatever. fucking papa dingles, he's great.

by neu January 26, 2004

Papa Broski

a really cool and rich guy that is NOT creepy in any way and does NOT have several warrants

Papa Broski is touching me

by Papa Broski October 15, 2022

Papa Hex

A Papa Hex is an occult weeb with a daddy kink. Most commonly seen as homosexual, and having a twink or bear daddy.

That guy in the corner looks so creepy.
Oh yeah, he's such a papa Hex, looking at goth and emo hentai. His boyfriend is terrifying.

by VascaltheRascal August 29, 2019