jumble jarred

when traveling at high speed on a snowboard and attempting to stop one hits hard pack causing a rapid jarring motion of the knees, hips, and testicles resulting in the sensation of testicular impact.
Ahh...dude, totally got jumble jarred on that one... give me a sec.
by go4bigfuzz April 02, 2016
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jar squater

when a man sit on a glass sticks it in his butt and it breaks.he has to pick the glass out of his butt. what a dumbass
remember when when brady did the jar squater i heard theres still some glass in his ass.brady is a guy who lives on top of save easy.
by mr.buttcheeks March 13, 2009
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clit in a jar

a remark referring towards the dirty sexual acts you had with a attractive female
yo jrob had that bitchs clit in a jar..no joke
by ACE uncle tony April 23, 2011
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Tard Jar

Stacy is a Tard Jar. and gay.
by The Sofa King March 18, 2004
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Jar of Dirt

A common slang term for AIDS. Usually contracted by Pirate-Loving teenage girls.
Jackie just got the Jar of Dirt from that pirate Jack Sparrow!
by Pedophile Santa June 02, 2011
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jar job

Filling a jar with fecal matter and inserting ones penis in it as a substitute for genitalia (fucking a jar full of shit).
Anthony loves his nightly jar job.
by Martyrdom November 25, 2015
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jar

looking at all of my friend Josh's definitions of green day song's...much have been fuckin high when he wrote this 1. left 2 pursue his dreams? the guy in the song, Jason Relva, died of a fuckin O.D. good job, josh!
my friend drove off the other day and now hes gone and all they say is u gotta live cause life goes on
by Mike_Dirnt September 05, 2004
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