Derived from the Latin word Davidinthian, a David is a Norse creature commonly found in it's natural habitat of Norway and can commonly be found in paintings. A David has the ability to screech so loud it scares all its predators within a 17 mile radius. A David is commonly believed to be born in the underworld and is usually summoned via some kids in a school basement. The average height of a full grown David is about 26ft in demon form and 6’3” in human form. If you come across a David of this kind, you will know because it will have no sense of basic interaction and it might yell at you and initiate it’s attack. If you so happen to be in this situation, spray it with frog urine as it is allergic.
by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020

by ThiccNigga26 August 26, 2019

Fuck you david
by penis dumpling May 8, 2019

An absolute pig. What you use to define assh*les that cheat on there wives with women that are half there age. If you find a David run away and don’t get to close they are obsessive and controlling and sometimes hostile.
by Flickr mate January 4, 2020

A man who has lost 300 dollars or more in madden;
A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions
A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions
by Maddenking71985 June 22, 2022

The most hilarious person ever.Always picks you up when your down and always stares at you. Is a great athlete and he is pretty smart and of course handsome.He is kind of popular and is so cute like a little kitten. And has the Cutest Smile in the world. Also has the best hair.
David is so cute
by Alana14 February 12, 2019

by HeartBroken4Life May 27, 2019
