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Schrodinger's Smut

(Not to be confused with Schrodinger smut)

In which something is simultaneously the horniest thing you'll ever read and just barely erotic.
"Dude just read the horniest wireplay fanfic!"
"Don't those just involve people making robots horny by twisting some wires?"
"ya it's so erotic"

"So some ol' Schrodinger's Smut"
by Penny Cat August 20, 2025
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smutted

a girl that's just dirty and acts like a hoe.
Your smutted asf.
by dimples ................ February 22, 2025
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smut

a smut is basically a whore , a thot jawn, it’s a slut.
boy 1: nawww she a smut she let me and my mans run a train on here
boy2: dayummm, she had a 3 some wit me and my mans, she really is a smut jawn.
by perkpoppercs June 29, 2023
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smut

book sex . literally just that

not as bad as sitting there losing yourself to porn at 2 in the morning
"I just read hella smut last night."
by hellareads June 16, 2024
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Crack smut

A smut fanfic involving two random characters (ex: shrek and cyan from among us) having sex in the most memed and “poggers“/hj way. since i used to be a crack fanfic writer on wattpad, enjoy my example of a crack smut you horny bastards. ;)
“Ahh~ daddy cyan~~ put it in my impostussy harder~“ moaned red as cyan pounded his wet bussy. “you like that, you little slut?“ said cyan, seductively. “yes~“ without warning, cyan came into red’s bussy, with red following suite. “round two?~“ asked cyan.

Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
by Ojamajodoremilover911 June 25, 2024
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smut

someone who isnt necessarily a sl*t but definitely puts themselves out doing h*e-ish things, example; always outside, entertaining random ni**as, usually easy but not as easy as a sl*t
person 1: Yo you know Name she was so quick fu** when we left the club shes a smut.

person 2: damn just a few **months** ago i had her to, such a smut.
by imboppa April 5, 2025
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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