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Shark gang

Keiran.C , Darcy.T , Joey. H , Kyan.E.

SHARK GANGA HOO HA HA
Hi I’m shark gang and I like going hoo ha ha
by Jimmy bapers February 11, 2018
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loan shark

Someone who gives a loan and then charges insanely high interest rates, making it inpossible to pay back
john didnt have the money so tiny mike the loanshark broke his legs with a bat
by Big Robert July 22, 2004
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Carpet Sharking

when you are a crack and/or meth head and you look all over the ground (that you put your hard drugs on or near), all over the carpet, and desks, tables, etc., and you are desperately looking for any little piece of the drug to snort or smoke, cause you're a tweaker, and you need the drugs so bad. this is also called tweaking. the person has to be real serious about it, his head real close to the ground scanning it like he's a Terminator idenifying objects. and it looks real sad to the observer, cause the person is acting crazy.
"fernando, what are you doing?"
fernando: "shuddup fool, shuddup. there's still a few pieces/some shit around here." *is looking super close to the table and around the carpet*
"dude, you've been doing that for like an hour now. let's go."
"(we'll go in) just a sec."
*30 minutes pass*
"what the fuck fernando, let's go"
*grabs fernando and pulls him out of the room*
*later on telling another friend what fernando was doing and why it took so long to meet him*
"fernando was carpet sharking(/tweaking) again."
by Crank the Klown September 22, 2008
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Jumped the Shark

When a TV show has reached its peak and stops being any good.
X-Files totally jumped the shark when Mulder was abducted by aliens.
by VampyTara December 3, 2007
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Jew Shark

Something not likely, improbable. Retarded.
The Mossad trained a Jew Shark to kill Egyptian tourists.
by NNNCO December 8, 2010
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Sugar Shark

Noun. A young male homosexual searching for a rich, older gay man to take care of him.
Eric is never going to find a guy because he's such a sugar shark.
by SuprM4n June 10, 2015
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Dingo Shark

Reporter: So what happened?

Govt Spokesman: Apparently a dingo shark broke in last night and killed the entire royal family. Luckily, the Communist Party have been kind enough to step in and secure order.
by Dr Winterbourne March 27, 2009
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