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Goose Bite

When a male puts his fingers into a female's vagina and begins fingering her, meanwhile he clamps down on her pelvic region with his thumb imitating the bite of a goose.
Tiger Woods gave a mean goose bite to that hooker and now she is limping
by butt muskateer April 13, 2011
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Lil goose

A girl who is cute and funny, but is really small
" she is just a lil goose. "
by Chicle July 24, 2016
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Goose Papoose

The most efficient method to capture a Goose whose leg has been ensnared by fishing line in an attempt to remove debris. Using only whit, athleticism, and a blanket, a passing animal lover might wrap a blanket around the injured creature, there by preventing injury to the beast during the removal of the foreign object and saving the Goose's leg.

Side note: while the Goose in distress might be calmed by this method, a possible side effect could be massive incontinence.
HOLY SH*T, that magnificent sh*t show of a women just ran up and Goose Papoosed that poor thing like a pro! And now she is taking it to the vet to save it! Hope she brought a trash bag, that could get messy.
by A Night in Wisconsin June 22, 2018
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Bruce the Goose

Bruce is a Canadian goose, named by the students of Illinois State University. Depending on who you ask, Bruce has been

a. Harassing the students of ISU over his local nest made with his wife Lucy, which cannot be removed due to Federal Law
b. Protecting the students from evil outside forces.
c. Replaced by another violent goose who is not really the kind Bruce the students know & love

There has been fan art, goose merch, memes and more made of Bruce the Goose, and he is a campus celebrity.
"Bruce the Goose was surrounded by police today to stop students from picking fights with him"
by BillNyeGetsMeCrunk April 17, 2019
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Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.
As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.
by Don Menna March 7, 2017
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Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.
As a child on a crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman wearing yoga pants.
by Saf-One March 7, 2017
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Goose Wayne

Did you see that Dr. Phil episode with Goose Wayne?
by Disportum December 3, 2019
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