by WAGGZOR August 16, 2020
An extremely contagious virus commonly caught by corporate executives. Symptoms include unjustifiable purchasing of cloud services to replace in-house infrastructure. Often leads to uncontrollable bleeding of company funds. There is no cure.
Fred (CIO): Lets move everything to the cloud.
Steve (IT Administrator): I think you have the cloud virus.
Steve (IT Administrator): I think you have the cloud virus.
by burdeman October 13, 2014
A cloud clipper is your crush's crush. When think you even have the slightest chance of hope, they come in all sly and take their attention away from you.
Omg Brittney's such a cloud clipper!
I was talking to Steve today, like omg he's so hot! but then fat Patricia had come along and took him away. What a cloud clipper!!!!!
I was talking to Steve today, like omg he's so hot! but then fat Patricia had come along and took him away. What a cloud clipper!!!!!
by none_ya_nacho_bussines101 August 04, 2018
Guy: "I swear you seem like your stuck in the clouds everytime we are on a date."
Girl: "That is because Im thinking about what we are going to do tonight."
Guy: "Oh."
Girl: "That is because Im thinking about what we are going to do tonight."
Guy: "Oh."
by SomeInternetDweeb January 08, 2023
When you blown cocaine into someone’s butthole, and they immediately fart it back out into the air and you inhale it into your nose.
by Jujumelvin December 02, 2017
Guy 1: "Hey dude, look at this spinny cloud in the Atlantic Ocean named Bret"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty cool I guess"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty cool I guess"
by GammaEpsilonRhoTau November 21, 2022
The Cocaino Cloud is a type of cloud that forms when a Cocaino erupts. Usually very white in colour, but it will slowly disspear with the clouds and you'd barely know it was there. (Has no effect on the rain)
by ooooo_its_ben January 27, 2019